obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

(via fake-mermaid)

thesylverlining:

elkian:

teen-heat:

why do advertisers sexualize female m&ms

why do advertisers assign gender to m&ms

why do advertisers humanize food products

why is there a bear family who considers the highlight of their day to be wiping their asses

(via orgasm)

svveden:

*blogs the pain away*

(via kyleerenaee)

  • My day without msg from you: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shatterday and Sadday

lloveyou:

liking someone’s selfie takes two seconds and it boosts their self esteem by 203948204

(Source: lloveyou, via kyleerenaee)

instagrampa:

I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on

(via zapd0s)